lava is so pretty omg i wish it wasn’t like 1200 degrees i just wanna run my hands through it
(via meanieweeny)
you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
(via alexilalas)
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
(Source: threelivestoiled, via colonel-mustard)
